Christmas day has always been a bit of a downer. Weeks of excitement over shopping, presents, and time off from work and school culminates on Christmas Eve, and then it’s Christmas day. I’m uncomfortably bloated from eating too much the night before, and am forced to make small talks around family. I desperately want to go outside, but it’s cold and icy. Worse yet, after weeks of shopping well into the night, the malls are closed for the day, and I’m suffering from retail withdrawal. What to do, what to do?
The Internet doesn’t know it’s Christmas, and is thus still open to entertain me. Here are some holiday laughs.
1. Tees-ing for wear.
2. Classic SNL: the ultimate Christmas present, in a box.
3. Remember kids, crack is wack!  Whitney and Bobby at Christmas, according to Mad TV.
4. An off-white Christmas.
Red Grant ditches broke-ass family in search of generous friends.
Jon Stewart: Can I interest you in, Hanukkah?
Fahim Anwar says: no assumptions please.
4. Christmas FAILS.
5. Mr Bean does Christmas, hilarity ensues.
6. Christmas cheese.
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